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Palmerston North Airport To Become International Airport. Only Destination Pyongyang International Airport
Mayor Grant Smith meeting with North Korean leader Kim Jong Un
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Palmerston North Airport To Become International Airport. Only Destination Pyongyang International Airport

Mayor says the new route will finally connect Palmerston North with another city known for grey skies, monumental architecture and limited entertainment options.

PALMERSTON NORTH — Palmerston North Airport is set to receive international status following the announcement of a direct air service to Pyongyang, giving Manawatū residents unprecedented access to one of the few cities on Earth where Broadway Avenue may be considered vibrant.

The agreement was announced after Palmerston North Mayor Grant Smith held what officials described as “highly productive and only mildly concerning” discussions with representatives from North Korea.

Under the arrangement, three flights will operate each week between Palmerston North and Pyongyang International Airport, although passengers have been advised that return travel remains “subject to diplomatic conditions, aircraft availability and personal loyalty.”

Smith said the new service would transform Palmerston North into a major international gateway.

“For years, people have claimed Palmerston North Airport is not truly international simply because it does not offer international flights,” he said. “That criticism will now be silenced, along with several other forms of criticism.”

The route was reportedly selected after negotiations with airlines serving Australia, Fiji and the Pacific Islands failed to produce an agreement.

“Those destinations were focused on things like passenger demand, commercial viability and tourism,” an airport spokesperson said. “Pyongyang was the only airport willing to sign immediately without asking to see our population figures.”

Palmerston North Airport will undergo extensive redevelopment ahead of the first flight, including the installation of customs facilities, international signage and a large portrait of the mayor overlooking the baggage carousel.

Travellers will also be required to arrive six hours before departure for security screening, political orientation and a compulsory presentation titled Palmerston North and Pyongyang: Two Great Cities That Definitely Chose This Partnership Voluntarily.

The new service has received mixed reactions from residents.

Local man Richard Palmer said he was pleased to finally have an international destination available from the city.

“I was hoping for Brisbane, but I suppose Pyongyang is technically overseas,” he said. “I’ll probably wait until they introduce a return fare.”

Tourism officials believe the route could also bring thousands of North Korean visitors to Palmerston North, with attractions such as Te Manawa, The Square and the wind turbines expected to prove especially popular.

“They already have large public squares and carefully managed cultural institutions,” a tourism representative said. “But they have never experienced anything quite like the Plaza food court at 2:30 on a Tuesday afternoon.”

Airport management has dismissed concerns that demand may be limited, pointing out that the terminal already has sufficient capacity to accommodate every person currently planning to use the service.

The inaugural flight is expected to depart later this year. A ceremonial ribbon-cutting will take place on the runway, followed by a military parade through Milson and a brief delay due to fog.

Officials say additional international destinations may be considered in the future, provided they are willing to recognise Palmerston North as a strategically important global city.